晚上12点给上夜班老婆发短信,问他“老婆睡了吗?”她回我“睡着了”我笑着回答说“真调皮,睡了还回我短信”过了一会回了我说“我是说你老婆睡了.[女老师给学生们布置了今晚的家庭作业:要求学生们用“格外”一词造句。一学生到家后,实在不会造句,没办法,只能问爸爸!爸爸思考了一会,说道:“在方格纸上写,不会把字写到格外去。”[Looking very unhappy, a poor man entered a doctor's consulting-room."Doctor," he said, "you must help me. I swallowed a penny about a month ago.""Good heavens, man!" said the doctor. "Why have you waited so long? Why don't you come to me on the day you swallowed it?""To tell you the truth, Doctor," the poor man replied, "I didn't need the money so badly then."一个看起来很难受的穷人走进大夫的诊室。"大夫!"他说,"帮帮我!一个月前我吞了一分硬币!""天哪,"大夫说,"早干嘛去了?你当时怎么不来看?""实话告诉您吧,大夫,"穷人说,"我当时还不缺钱!"一个看起来很难受的穷人走进大夫的诊室。"大夫!"他说,"帮帮我!一个月前我吞了一分硬币!""天哪,"大夫说,"早干嘛去了?你当时怎么不来看?""实话告诉您吧,大夫,"穷人说,"我当时还不缺钱!"[ 详情
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