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5、⛅⭐⭐⛅there was a farmer who fell and broke his hip while he was plowing(耕地) , and his horse immediately galloped(疾驰,飞奔) five miles to the nearest town and returned, carrying a doctor on his back.一位农夫在犁田时,不慎跌倒摔伤了屁股,他的马立即飞奔到五哩外最近的小镇,载了一位医生回来。"that’s a pretty smart horse," the farmer’s friend later observed.一个朋友看到后便夸赞说:“你这匹马真是聪明!”"well, he’s not really so smart," the farmer said. "the doctor he brought back was a veterinarian!"农夫说:“也没有你想的那么聪明啦!它带来的是一位兽医!”[
1、⛅⭐⭐⛅和老公一起洗澡我
2、⛅⭐⭐⛅一家中学校长面临着一个问题,校
3、⛅⭐⭐⛅
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5、⛅⭐⭐⛅there was a farmer who fell and broke his hip while he was plowing(耕地) , and his horse immediately galloped(疾驰,飞奔) five miles to the nearest town and returned, carrying a doctor on his back.一位农夫在犁田时,不慎跌倒摔伤了屁股,他的马立即飞奔到五哩外最近的小镇,载了一位医生回来。"that’s a pretty smart horse," the farmer’s friend later observed.一个朋友看到后便夸赞说:“你这匹马真是聪明!”"well, he’s not really so smart," the farmer said. "the doctor he brought back was a veterinarian!"农夫说:“也没有你想的那么聪明啦!它带来的是一位兽医!”[
6、⛅⭐⭐⛅别逗了搞笑段子合集1.喜欢一女生,问她喜欢什么样的男生,她说她喜欢打英雄联盟牛逼的男生,然后苦练英雄联盟两个月,结果……结果两个月后把那女生给忘了2、老公朋友中有个渣男,经常在外鬼混。在某洗浴中心认识个女的,把人给上了,女的叫他拿点钱合伙做生意。那男的说现在什么生意都不好做啊,只有一样包挣不赔我们两合作吧!那女的高兴的问什么生意?男的说用我的种你的肚子咱们生孩子卖吧,保证三年抱两。然后就没然后了3、“来人” “在,皇后有什么吩咐” “我怀疑宮中有人动用巫蛊之术”“这怎、么说?” “最近手总是点付款,根本停不下来,所以我怀疑有人加害宫”“。。。。。。”[
7、⛅⭐⭐⛅所谓好闺蜜就是,即使很长时间没见面,但刚一见面两个人就能疯得像刚从精神病院里逃出来的一样。[
8、⛅⭐⭐⛅有个人车子玻璃常被打破, 虽然没啥东西被偷, 但是光换玻璃就要花很多钱, 于是他就想了一个点子, 贴一张「车
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