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It was the Christmas season and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner, “What is your offense?”“I did my Christmas shopping early this year,” cried the prisoner.“There’s nothing wrong with that,” said the Judge. “How early were you doing this shopping?”“Before the store opened,” answered the prisoner圣诞佳节到来，法官心情愉悦的问受刑人：“你做了什么坏事啊？”“我今年圣诞节购物早了些。”犯人回答。“那并不事件坏事”，法官说：“到底多早之前啊？”“商店开门之前。”犯人答道。[老公：“宝贝腿抬高一点。”老婆：“不要嘛。。。。”老公：“乖啦，一下下就好了。”老婆：“可是人家很累不想动嘛！”老公：“我整个房间都拖完了，就差你这脚下一点点了，我拖完还要去做饭呢！”[今儿早上一同事站我旁边端着打包盒吃蛋糕（估计是昨天她家有谁过生日）。我就隐隐的感觉她吃蛋糕的声音是“咯吱咯吱”的，于是问她：你这吃的是什么蛋糕呀？她：巧克力奶油的呀。我：那我怎么听你吃着咯吱咯吱的呢？是里面有水果么？她：不是，这蛋糕太甜太腻，我倒了一袋儿咸菜进去一块儿吃。我：。。。。。。。妹子，你这么重口味你家知道吗？[ It was the Christmas season and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner, “What is your offense?”“I did my Christmas shopping early this year,” cried the prisoner.“There’s nothing wrong with that,” said the Judge. “How early were you doing this shopping?”“Before the store opened,” answered the prisoner圣诞佳节到来，法官心情愉悦的问受刑人：“你做了什么坏事啊？”“我今年圣诞节购物早了些。”犯人回答。“那并不事件坏事”，法官说：“到底多早之前啊？”“商店开门之前。”犯人答道。[老公：“宝贝腿抬高一点。”老婆：“不要嘛。。。。”老公：“乖啦，一下下就好了。”老婆：“可是人家很累不想动嘛！”老公：“我整个房间都拖完了，就差你这脚下一点点了，我拖完还要去做饭呢！”[今儿早上一同事站我旁边端着打包盒吃蛋糕（估计是昨天她家有谁过生日）。我就隐隐的感觉她吃蛋糕的声音是“咯吱咯吱”的，于是问她：你这吃的是什么蛋糕呀？她：巧克力奶油的呀。我：那我怎么听你吃着咯吱咯吱的呢？是里面有水果么？她：不是，这蛋糕太甜太腻，我倒了一袋儿咸菜进去一块儿吃。我：。。。。。。。妹子，你这么重口味你家知道吗？[ 详情