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1、⛅⭐⭐⛅一位妹妹回到寝室便趴在枕头上嚎啕大哭,姐妹们见状赶忙围上来问何事。她说刚才和GG“ML”,因为她处女膜长得靠后,所以没破,结果GG以为她不纯,竟然提出要分手。姐妹们听完后你一言我一语地安慰她……孰料妹妹转过头,一抹哭得红彤彤的眼睛愤愤道:“靠,他怎么不说自己那个短~!!!”[
2、⛅⭐⭐⛅问:为什么在美国这么难找到亲切体贴的男朋友?答:因为他们都有男朋友了。[
3、⛅⭐⭐⛅Wherever I drove my old car over 55 miles per hour ,it vibrated terribly, so I decided to sell it.My first customer wanted to buy the car, and I battled with my conscience over whether or not to tell him of the vehicle's problem. Finally I did the right thing.Expecting him to drop the deal, I was surprised by his reply.That's okay, he said. I'm buying this car for my daughter. If she complains about a vibration, I'll know she's driving too fast.每当我驾驶我那辆旧车时速超过55英里时,它就剧烈地震动起来,所以我决定卖掉它。我的第一位买主想买这辆车。围绕是否告诉他这辆车的问题,我经历了一番与良心的较量。终于我做对了。我想他会放弃这个交易,却对他的回答吃了一惊。那没什么,他说,我是给我女儿买这车的。如果她抱怨震动的话,那我就知道她开得太快了。[
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5、⛅⭐⭐⛅我有个哥们,有次聚会时说自己买了很多条iPhone数据线,家里每个房间插一条,走到哪都能随时充电。在场的姑娘们都当成是段子笑笑就过去了,只有个细心的姑娘悄悄问他买了多少条,他说42条。现在她和他在北京三环
1、⛅⭐⭐⛅一位妹妹回到寝室便趴在枕头上嚎啕大哭,姐妹们见状赶忙围上来问何事。她说刚才和GG“ML”,因为她处女膜长得靠后,所以没破,结果GG以为她不纯,竟然提出要分手。姐妹们听完后你一言我一语地安慰她……孰料妹妹转过头,一抹哭得红彤彤的眼睛愤愤道:“靠,他怎么不说自己那个短~!!!”[
2、⛅⭐⭐⛅问:为什么在美国这么难找到亲切体贴的男朋友?答:因为他们都有男朋友了。[
3、⛅⭐⭐⛅Wherever I drove my old car over 55 miles per hour ,it vibrated terribly, so I decided to sell it.My first customer wanted to buy the car, and I battled with my conscience over whether or not to tell him of the vehicle's problem. Finally I did the right thing.Expecting him to drop the deal, I was surprised by his reply.That's okay, he said. I'm buying this car for my daughter. If she complains about a vibration, I'll know she's driving too fast.每当我驾驶我那辆旧车时速超过55英里时,它就剧烈地震动起来,所以我决定卖掉它。我的第一位买主想买这辆车。围绕是否告诉他这辆车的问题,我经历了一番与良心的较量。终于我做对了。我想他会放弃这个交易,却对他的回答吃了一惊。那没什么,他说,我是给我女儿买这车的。如果她抱怨震动的话,那我就知道她开得太快了。[
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