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1、⛅⭐⭐⛅Therewasanoldmanwhosefamilycouldnolongeraffordtotakecareofhim.Sothefamilydecidedthatanusringfortheagedwouldbeappropriate.Ofcoursetheoldmanrejectedtheidea,butnosoonerhewasconvincedthatitwastherightthingtodo.Onhisfirstdayatthehome,hespentmostofhistimelayinginbedreflectingonlife,feelinglonely.Awhilelater,anorderlystoppedbytoseeehowtheoldman‘sfirstdaywasgoing."Howyoudoingtoday?",shesaidtotheoldman,"FirstdayIsee".TheOldmanrepliedwithanod.Innotimethetwobegantalkingupastorm.Astheconversationbegantodragon,theorderlywaseyeingtheroomfilledwithfreshflowers,cardsandballoonsfromfriendsandrelatives.Shenoticedabowlfullofpeanutssittingontopofthetablenexttothebed,andhelpherselftoahandful.Asthetwocontinuedtoconversewitheachother,theorderlykepteatingmorehelpingsofthepeanuts.Shelookatherwatchandnoticedthatnearly2hourshadpassedandsaid,"Mygoodness,thetimehasgonebyquickly.Ihavetotendtootherpeopleheretoo.""That‘sokay.",saidtheoldman,"Ifeelsomuchbetterbeingabletotalktosomeone."Lookingintothebowltheorderlysaid,"Ifeelawful!Iatealmostallofyourpeanuts!"Theoldmanresponded,"That‘sokay.EversinceIgotthesefalseteeth,allIcoulddowassuckthechocolateoffofthemanyhow."[
2、⛅⭐⭐⛅这孩子都怎么了,以后一定有发展前途今天在家看见老妈在逗弟弟。妈妈说:“狗怎么叫?”弟弟:“汪汪。”妈妈:“猫呢?”弟弟“喵喵。”妈妈:“鸡呢?”弟弟:“大爷,进来玩玩呗。”我竟然无言以对了。[
3、⛅⭐⭐⛅母亲对她已结婚的女儿说:“你相信你丈夫下午一直是去钓鱼的吗?可是,他从来没有带什么鱼回家。”女儿说:“正因为如此,我才相信他。”[
4、⛅⭐⭐⛅昨天晚上和我最好的3个闺蜜喝酒,也不知道喝了多少,反正是断片了。就模糊记得我们几个喝完酒把一个男人给嘿咻了。那男的一顿求饶啊!今早起来了,看到闺蜜都在我床上。我一看地下,男票裸着身子沉睡着……真希望昨晚的事是个梦…………[
5、⛅⭐⭐⛅昨天和一女同学吃饭,她说:“研究生读完想去欧洲留学。”我说:“留学干什么,嫌中国小?”说完她足足看了我一分钟,突然说了句:“你变了。”是不是我说错什么话了?[
1、⛅⭐⭐⛅Therewasanoldmanwhosefamilycouldnolongeraffordtotakecareofhim.Sothefamilydecidedthatanusringfortheagedwouldbeappropriate.Ofcoursetheoldmanrejectedtheidea,butnosoonerhewasconvincedthatitwastherightthingtodo.Onhisfirstdayatthehome,hespentmostofhistimelayinginbedreflectingonlife,feelinglonely.Awhilelater,anorderlystoppedbytoseeehowtheoldman‘sfirstdaywasgoing."Howyoudoingtoday?",shesaidtotheoldman,"FirstdayIsee".TheOldmanrepliedwithanod.Innotimethetwobegantalkingupastorm.Astheconversationbegantodragon,theorderlywaseyeingtheroomfilledwithfreshflowers,cardsandballoonsfromfriendsandrelatives.Shenoticedabowlfullofpeanutssittingontopofthetablenexttothebed,andhelpherselftoahandful.Asthetwocontinuedtoconversewitheachother,theorderlykepteatingmorehelpingsofthepeanuts.Shelookatherwatchandnoticedthatnearly2hourshadpassedandsaid,"Mygoodness,thetimehasgonebyquickly.Ihavetotendtootherpeopleheretoo.""That‘sokay.",saidtheoldman,"Ifeelsomuchbetterbeingabletotalktosomeone."Lookingintothebowltheorderlysaid,"Ifeelawful!Iatealmostallofyourpeanuts!"Theoldmanresponded,"That‘sokay.EversinceIgotthesefalseteeth,allIcoulddowassuckthechocolateoffofthemanyhow."[
2、⛅⭐⭐⛅这孩子都怎么了,以后一定有发展前途今天在家看见老妈在逗弟弟。妈妈说:“狗怎么叫?”弟弟:“汪汪。”妈妈:“猫呢?”弟弟“喵喵。”妈妈:“鸡呢?”弟弟:“大爷,进来玩玩呗。”我竟然无言以对了。[
3、⛅⭐⭐⛅母亲对她已结婚的女儿说:“你相信你丈夫下午一直是去钓鱼的吗?可是,他从来没有带什么鱼回家。”女儿说:“正因为如此,我才相信他。”[
4、⛅⭐⭐⛅昨天晚上和我最好的3个闺蜜喝酒,也不知道喝了多少,反正是断片了。就模糊记得我们几个喝完酒把一个男人给嘿咻了。那男的一顿求饶啊!今早起来了,看到闺蜜都在我床上。我一看地下,男票裸着身子沉睡着……真希望昨晚的事是个梦…………[
5、⛅⭐⭐⛅昨天和一女同学吃饭,她说:“研究生读完想去欧洲留学。”我说:“留学干什么,嫌中国小?”说完她足足看了我一分钟,突然说了句:“你变了。”是不是我说错什么话了?[
6、⛅⭐⭐⛅一个喜欢装X的人来到五星级饭店问道:“你们这里有三尺长的龙虾吗?”服务员:“先生,请等一下”几分钟后……服务员:“对不起……”客人:“一猜你们这种不上档次的地方就没有”服务员:“实在对不起,三尺五的行吗?”客人:“……这样吧,给我上盘青椒土豆丝。”[
7、⛅⭐⭐⛅大夫对女子说,恭喜你怀孕了,旁边的丈夫高兴地说,没想到幸福来的这么快,刚结婚两个月就要当爸爸了,大夫笑着说,还有比这更高兴的,你老婆已经怀了四个月孕了,年轻人行啊,未婚先育!男子听罢,暗自思量道:我俩认识一个月结的婚,到现在一共才三个月,怎么会怀孕四个月呢?哪里不对头?[
8、⛅⭐⭐⛅上了高中我妈打电话到初中物理老师那里问我最近的学习情况。。。[
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