回复 안세희 : 这部《国产91永久入口综合》猪、狗、狐狸、流氓,四个由大众投票比试人品。最终排名狗、猪、狐狸、流氓。下面发表感慨。猪:唉,我连狗都不如。狐狸:呜,我竟然猪狗不如。流氓:没想到,我竟是禽兽不如。[
回复 奥米·穆尤克: 交易大厅里,一位女士说:现在的股市有点像阳/痿的老公,抛弃他吧,有点舍不得;厮守吧,天天受气。好吃好喝侍候他,期望他能冒点阳气,刚看他勃/起,衣服还没脱完,他已不行了!众人听后纷纷表示zan同!女士接着说道:关键是你刚穿了衣服准备去偷/情,他又在后边拉着你说,有反应了,有反应了,你再等等."[
回复 安妮玛丽·帕兹米诺: It was local election time and the candidate was visiting all the houses in his area.At one house a small boy answered the door. "Tell me, young man," said the politician. "Is your Mommy in the Republican Party or the Democratic Party?""Neither," said the child, "she's in the bathroom."正值当地竞选时期,候选人到他的区域的千家万户登门拜访。候选人来到了一家门口,一个小男孩开了门。“告诉我,年轻人,”候选人问道,“你母亲是在共和党还是在民主党?” “都不是,”孩子答到,“她在浴室。”[
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