简介:
1、⛅⭐⭐⛅刚才在停车场看一美女的开个Q7,怎么也停不进去。我迅速把车停好要过去帮忙,她死活不同意。我说,你刚也看见了我的停车技术了,肯定不能给你刮了。她干脆把窗户摇上了。如今的社会啊,人与人的互信程度为什么就这么低啊!我愤怒的上车走了。给我气的,车链子都蹬掉了。[
2、⛅⭐⭐⛅毕业季节,大家都忙于向各大招聘网投简历。 A君问B君:你投简历了没呀? B君缓缓地说:我投啦。 A君再问:那你投的是哪个招聘网呀? B君说:百合网。[
3、⛅⭐⭐⛅A guy goes to visit his grandma and he brings his friend with him.While he's talking to his grandma, his friend starts eating the peanuts on the coffee table, and finishes them off.As they're leaving, his friend says to his grandma, "Thanks for the peanuts."She says, "Yeah, since I lost my dentures I can only suck the chocolate off."
1、⛅⭐⭐⛅刚才在停车场看一美女的开个Q7,怎么也停不进去。我迅速把车停好要过去帮忙,她死活不同意。我说,你刚也看见了我的停车技术了,肯定不能给你刮了。她干脆把窗户摇上了。如今的社会啊,人与人的互信程度为什么就这么低啊!我愤怒的上车走了。给我气的,车链子都蹬掉了。[
2、⛅⭐⭐⛅毕业季节,大家都忙于向各大招聘网投简历。 A君问B君:你投简历了没呀? B君缓缓地说:我投啦。 A君再问:那你投的是哪个招聘网呀? B君说:百合网。[
3、⛅⭐⭐⛅A guy goes to visit his grandma and he brings his friend with him.While he's talking to his grandma, his friend starts eating the peanuts on the coffee table, and finishes them off.As they're leaving, his friend says to his grandma, "Thanks for the peanuts."She says, "Yeah, since I lost my dentures I can only suck the chocolate off."