一逗逼打车,逗逼:师傅你这样怕要不得哟!我从观音桥车站到郎晴广场不管怎么堵车也要不了98.3元吧!你这样我报警哟! 出租车司机:你眼瞎呀!那是收音机……[今天早上大概六点多,去吃早餐,隔壁一小哥吃完了问老板多少钱,老板过去说七块。他从裤兜里掏出来的竟然是一块块的报纸,他和老板同时呆住了5秒,然后他说了句卧槽败家娘们。。你们以为这是高潮? 你们都错了,在他怒气冲冲的伸到褂子兜里拿出来一个空调遥控器的时候,我真的看见在喝豆腐脑的那个大妈喷了自己一腿的白花花豆腐脑[Just as I began my Christmas Eve service, the electricity in the church failed. The ushers and I found some candles and placed them around the sanctuary. Then I reentered the pulpit, shuffled my notes, and muttered, "Now, where was I?" A tired voice called out, "Right near the end!"就在我开始平安夜祷告时,教堂停电了。教堂里的接待人员和我找到一些蜡烛,把它们放在礼堂周围。然后我重返讲道坛,整理了一下笔记后,我说:“刚才我讲到哪儿了?”传来一阵不耐烦的声音:“马上就讲完了!”[一逗逼打车,逗逼:师傅你这样怕要不得哟!我从观音桥车站到郎晴广场不管怎么堵车也要不了98.3元吧!你这样我报警哟! 出租车司机:你眼瞎呀!那是收音机……[今天早上大概六点多,去吃早餐,隔壁一小哥吃完了问老板多少钱,老板过去说七块。他从裤兜里掏出来的竟然是一块块的报纸,他和老板同时呆住了5秒,然后他说了句卧槽败家娘们。。你们以为这是高潮? 你们都错了,在他怒气冲冲的伸到褂子兜里拿出来一个空调遥控器的时候,我真的看见在喝豆腐脑的那个大妈喷了自己一腿的白花花豆腐脑[Just as I began my Christmas Eve service, the electricity in the church failed. The ushers and I found some candles and placed them around the sanctuary. Then I reentered the pulpit, shuffled my notes, and muttered, "Now, where was I?" A tired voice called out, "Right near the end!"就在我开始平安夜祷告时,教堂停电了。教堂里的接待人员和我找到一些蜡烛,把它们放在礼堂周围。然后我重返讲道坛,整理了一下笔记后,我说:“刚才我讲到哪儿了?”传来一阵不耐烦的声音:“马上就讲完了!”[详情