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Amanwaswalkingalongthestreetwhenhesawaladdergoingintotheclouds.Asanyofuswoulddo,heclimbedtheladder.Hereachedacloud,uponwhichsataratherplumpandveryuglywoman."Screwmeorclimbtheladdertosuccess,"shesaid.Nocontest,thoughttheman,soheclimbedtheladdertothenextcloud.Onthiscloudwasaslightlythinnerwoman,whowasslightlyeasierontheeye."Screwmehardorclimbtheladdertosuccess,"shesaid."Well,"thoughttheman,"mightaswellcarryon."Onthenextcloudwasanevenmoreattractiveladywho,thistime,wasquiteattractive."Screwmenoworclimbtheladdertosuccess,"sheuttered.Asheturnedherdownandwentonuptheladder,themanthoughttohimselfthatthiswasgettingbetterthefurtherhewent.Onthenextcloudwasanabsolutebeauty.Slim,attractive,thelot."Screwmehereandnoworclimbtheladdertosuccess,"sheflirted.Unabletoimaginewhatcouldbewaiting,andbeingagamblingman,hedecidedtoclimbagain.Whenhereachedthenextcloud,therewasa400pounduglyman,armpithairshowing,fliesbuzzingaroundhishead.[老师正在讲课，看到两个学生枕着书睡觉，其中一个是成绩优秀的学生，一个是差生。教师把那个差生拉起来骂道：“你这个不思上进的家伙，一看书就睡觉，你看人家连睡觉也在看书。”[答：冬天不会被雪砸破头。给理发师一点事做。(理发师血溅三尺……)[ Amanwaswalkingalongthestreetwhenhesawaladdergoingintotheclouds.Asanyofuswoulddo,heclimbedtheladder.Hereachedacloud,uponwhichsataratherplumpandveryuglywoman."Screwmeorclimbtheladdertosuccess,"shesaid.Nocontest,thoughttheman,soheclimbedtheladdertothenextcloud.Onthiscloudwasaslightlythinnerwoman,whowasslightlyeasierontheeye."Screwmehardorclimbtheladdertosuccess,"shesaid."Well,"thoughttheman,"mightaswellcarryon."Onthenextcloudwasanevenmoreattractiveladywho,thistime,wasquiteattractive."Screwmenoworclimbtheladdertosuccess,"sheuttered.Asheturnedherdownandwentonuptheladder,themanthoughttohimselfthatthiswasgettingbetterthefurtherhewent.Onthenextcloudwasanabsolutebeauty.Slim,attractive,thelot."Screwmehereandnoworclimbtheladdertosuccess,"sheflirted.Unabletoimaginewhatcouldbewaiting,andbeingagamblingman,hedecidedtoclimbagain.Whenhereachedthenextcloud,therewasa400pounduglyman,armpithairshowing,fliesbuzzingaroundhishead.[老师正在讲课，看到两个学生枕着书睡觉，其中一个是成绩优秀的学生，一个是差生。教师把那个差生拉起来骂道：“你这个不思上进的家伙，一看书就睡觉，你看人家连睡觉也在看书。”[答：冬天不会被雪砸破头。给理发师一点事做。(理发师血溅三尺……)[ 详情